Percussive maintenance

Seagull manager – A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

Percussive maintenance – The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

Salmon day – The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

SITCOM – Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.

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